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Turpentine
Autor: Cobain (Občasný) - publikováno 29.10.2000 (14:58:38), v časopise 31.10.2000
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There was this little boy sitting on the curb
shaking a bottle of turpentine, and watching the
bubbles float up when a priest came by. The
priest asked, 'Son what is that?'
The boy replied, 'This here is turpentine the most
powerful liquid on earth.'
The priest said, 'Oh no son, the most powerful
liquid on earth is holy water. Put two drops of
holy water on a pregnant woman and she will pass a
baby boy.'
The boy said, 'THAT AIN'T NOTHING, take two drops
of this here turpentine and rub it on a cats butt
and it will pass a motorcycle.
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